Week 6 finds us over 30% of the way through the season and we still don't have a very clear picture of how the season is shaping up. We have some teams with good records (me, Rager) that have overall question marks but are somehow gutting out some wins by playing solid, fundamental football. Our managing styles all differentiate. We have the quintessential trigger-happy army man Albie. We have our "lets see if we can get a dollar for our 50 cents" managing style personified by Gary. We have my "make a flurry of moves to find that one diamond in the rough" managing style. So far, there have been no clearcut favorites for the playoffs but Jeff's team is quite sexy. Onto the previews...
textual intercourse @ T.W.A.T Team
These two teams are going in different directions at this point in the season. Z must have pressed the AUTOSUCKDRAFT button on his computer because his draft has blown so far. However, he still has a shot to turn it around if he shrewdly deals away some of his tradeable assets. Jeff has been dominant since the offset. Though he has BYE week issues this week, his replacements still look better on paper than Z's starters. Baltimore Defense will finally have a great week against the no longer greatest show on turf. Sigh, how the mighty have fallen. The same could be said about...
Pillowcase Assassin @ ECA97
Kent's season has turned disastrous after he was widely believed to have an exceptional team after the draft, so this 1-4 record is certainly puzzling. Will he get out of his rut this week vs. Mike? That might come down to who Mike starts at his 3rd WR slot when he drops Roethlisberger this weekend and all the QB-hungry wolves pounce. LT will have a big day against Oakland at home and Kent will score highly. Dwayne Bowe will have a big day against Cincy D. Fearless and actually a pretty decent Derek Anderson to Braylon Edwards will probably rally Kent past Mike in this one.
Yo Momma @ Akon
I think the name Akon should be changed. It's been long enough. Can we go with something else please? I don't even want to know what Albert's name means. High scoring Albert takes on Chris who is at an early crossroads with his team. If Larry Johnson continues to openly tank it during games then Chris is in for a long season after trading away MJD the stud who will get on a roll now. Also, Frank Gore is a talented dude, but that offense blows and talent means nothing in Fantasy. All about the numbaz.
Whitecamryspeedbumps @ Blackcamryspeedbumps
But...You're not even playing me. Are you paying homage to me with mention of my former car? hehe, silly Gary. Anyway, Gary's bust WRs will continue to suck, however Brian Westbrook will return and continue to be the superstud that he is. Reggie Bush will continue to be a bust also, but Smith and Moss will dominate on Sunday. Rager will move on to 5-1 with a victory against this easy opponent. (Please no hate IMs)
karma's bitch @ Shortbus Allstars
Mario will finally get on the winning trend with a win over Eric, who is decimated by BYE weeks, injuries, and mediocrity. And since I have nothing else to add, I think the Rockies will win the series in 5-6. Sox will go 7.
No Strength @ Captain Jack Morgan
Jack has owned me in years past, but this year...(see above picture for the anticipated result)
Baby, you're going down.
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