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Z BOARD - WEEK 7
The second ever Big Z Board has a lot of movement in it after the top 4. Let's call this one a correction board of sorts, because there were some big omissions from last week. ( ∆ = change from last week and Y! = current Yahoo Ranking)				HELLLLLOOOOOOOO!
				# 9 - Adrian Peterson
				# 13 - TJ Houshmandzadeh
				# 18 - Maurice Jones-Drew
				SEE YA!
				# 20 - Brett Favre
				# 22 - Willie Parker
				# 24 - Shaun Vaginalexander
Z #	∆	PLAYER	OWNER	WHY?	Y!
1	--	LT	Kentish	198 yards and 4 TDs last week; Kent hasn't been that excited since he used to beat off to Spice Channel four times a night in high school (and no Mo, I wasn't doing the same thing)	4
2	--	Tom Brady	Chris	Last week I said there was no end in sight to his 3 TDs/game pace. I was wrong…he's now on pace for 3.5 per game with 21 TDs in just 6 games. If Tom Brady made an advance on you, what would you do? Be honest.	1
3	--	Randy Moss	Raga	Another game, another TD for Moss. Is it me or does Moss look like Flavor Flav a bit? Imagine Flavor Flav, but with great genes, and I think you get Randy Moss. Never mind, I just looked them both up and there is not much of a resemblance. I guess I only thought that because they are both black.	5
4	--	Pai-Ton Man Ng	Mo	I am going to count the number of Manning commercials from now until the next Big Z Board. If I see 20 or more commercials, I am dropping Manning to # 20, no questions asked.	14
5	+1	Ronnie Brown	Albert	170 all purpose yards last week and almost 900 for the year. I am going to the game in Miami this week and plan to let Ronnie know first-hand that he made the top 5 on my board. I'm sure he'll be as thrilled as Albert secretly was after we vetoed his Brown for Bowe trade.	3
6	(1)	Joseph Addai	Eric	Looks like he is coming back from his injury. Let's see if he continues his great season or if he loses carries to Kentishon Keith.	21
7	+1	Plaxico Burress	Mike	So…was I right about the NYG play book or what? How many times on MNF did Manning do the "chuck and pray" to Plaxico? I see no reason to drop him on this list as long as he keeps scoring… 8 and counting.	8
8	+3	Brian Westbrook	Gary	Piling up the stats even though he had a week off with an injury. Westbrook is the kind of guy I never draft (in the Warrick Dunn of a few years ago category). Why? Because he's good and I am not.	12
9	NEW	Adrian Peterson	Mo	From "Honorable Mention" to the top 10 in just one week! This is unprecedented in the glorious two week history of the Big Z Board. Seriously though, if we were to re-draft today, wouldn't he go in the top 10?	7
10	--	Tony Romo	Piggy	Romo is a big factor in the Cowboys' and Piggy's great success. After a tough game against the Pats, Romo should continue to make hump in the mouth of his NFC opponents.	2
11	+6	Leggo My Edggo	Piggy	I hate Chris "Boomer" Berman and his retarded nickname gimmick. Can anyone confirm if he's ever used Edgerrin "Leggo My" Edggo before? No way in hell I would bet against this.	16
12	+2	Braylon Edwards	Kentish	He moves up 2 spots because of his 3 TD performance which now gives him 7 on the year. This ex-Wolverine is animalistic!	9
13	NEW	TJ Hou-sucks-ballsah	Piggy	I'm angry at TJ…very very angry. I kept him as an "Honorable Mention" last week, and instead of just calling to let me know he disagreed, he gets 145 yards and 2 TDs against my team. Stupid Persianegro.	10
14	+4	Steve Smith	Raga	Even with Vinny Testas throwing to him, Smith had a huge game. Raga's Moss and Smith are a good 1-2 and shit.	11
15	--	Carson Palmer and Jason Campbell, tie	Gary	Based on the way Gary is trying to keep the rest of the league from ever using Jason Campbell, I'm not sure who should get this spot. Let's call it a tie.	13
16	(3)	Antonio Gates	Eric	The addition of Chris Chambers might hurt his value a little bit. LOL… did I really just type that?	13
17	(8)	Chad Johnson	Mo	Mo's Johnson is smaller than I originally thought. 8 spots smaller, in fact.	20
18	NEW	MJD	Albert	Ms. Jones-Drew is the 18th ranked player in the league over the last three weeks (including a bye), which gets him the 18th spot in his Big Z Board debut.	48
19	(7)	MB III	Albert	MB III has had not I, not II, but III poor outings in a row. Don't think I won't drop you more Mr. III.	19
20	+3	"Hairy" Larry Johnson	Chris	Argh…I can't get Chris Berman out of my head. I am making up nicknames for people at work now. I sit near Tracy Nolan "Ryan" and Daniel "My grandmother needs to use a" Walker	56
21	--	Frank Gore	Chris	With Gore off in Week 6 with a bye, he held his spot at # 21. If he doesn't find the end zone soon, he wont hold it much longer.	54
22	(6)	TO	Eric	The "Original" 81 got schooled by the original "Ocho-Tres," Wes Welker.	30
23	NEW	Willis McGahee	Mike	In with McGahee, out with the gay, Shaun Alexander.	22
24	(5)	Roy Williams	Piggy	Piggy leads the Big Z Board this week with 4 players in the top 25. Congratulations! Your prize is that you get to be in first place this week!	39
25	--	Sperm Man	Z	It was between Henry and Willie Parker here. I say Henry out duels Parker in their head-to-head match up, resulting in Parker being out 9 months with a pregnancy.	51
little z board (honorable mentions)
QB:	D. Anderson, B. Favre, John Joseph Harrington
WR:	R. Wayne, L. Fitzgerald
RB:	M. Lynch, R. Bush, W. Parker
TE:	J. Witten, D. Clark